I entered the room. Six people sat at a long table. They said, “Tell us about yourself.”I winked and said, “I’m loyal, emotionally available, and I make great pancakes.” Silence….

It started as a joke.I spilled chips. The Roomba cleaned it up.I said, “Thanks, babe.”It beeped twice. I swear it winked. Next day, it cleaned my socks off the floor….

My grandma bought a gaming laptop. I thought she wanted to play Solitaire faster.Nope.She runs a Counter-Strike gambling empire. She calls herself “Grambo.”Says things like: “Headshots build character.”“I lost your inheritance…

I was broke. Cold. And desperate.So I entered S-Market and mumbled in broken Finnish:“Moi… kahvi… joo… kiitos… perkele.” The cashier said nothing. Just nodded and pointed to the free coffee…