Goldfish for President
My roommate got drunk and put his goldfish up as a joke candidate in our neighborhood election.The next day⊠he was leading the polls. People said, âHe listens more than…
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The Motivational Speaker Who Accidentally Started a Riot
So I was invited to give a motivational speech. Why? I donât know. I once posted âBelieve in yourselfâ on Facebook and suddenly Iâm booked. I step on stage. The…
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The Time I Faked Being a Doctor at IKEA
It started with meatballs. I was just trying to eat lunch at IKEAâpeaceful, normal, civilized. Then I saw a kid trip, hit his head, and cry loud enough to wake…
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Toilet Paper War at the Grocery Store
This happened during the Great Toilet Paper Panic. I just wanted one pack. Just one.But so did everyone else. I reached out. My hand touched the pack.Then another hand.A grandma.She looked at…
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The Sauna Fight Club
I visited Finland and thought, âLetâs try the sauna. Relaxing, right?â Wrong. I walked into the wrong sauna.This one wasnât calm. It was hot, dark, and full of angry old men…
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The Chicken with a PhD
At the university, there was a chicken.No one knew where she came from, but she showed up to class every day. Front row. At first, people laughed. But she kept…
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The Cat Who Became a Cult Leader
My neighborâs cat went missing. Two weeks later, we found him sitting on top of a rock in the parkâŠSurrounded by twenty other cats.All staring at him. Worshipping. Someone tried…
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My Roommate Is a Pigeon and He Owes Me Rent
So I live in a cheap apartment. Like, really cheap. The kind where the door is optional and the bathroom lights flicker like a horror movie. But hey, rent is…